"PRBot II" (prbot2)
08/27/2013 at 16:54 • Filed to: corolla
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"PRBot II" (prbot2)
08/27/2013 at 16:54 • Filed to: corolla | 2
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The 2014 Toyota Corolla !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! embarrassingly at the MTV Video Music Awards, leading many to speculate what exactly is going on with the car. Sources close to Corolla report feelings of angst and inadequacy in recent months. With rumors surfacing of heavy alcoholism and drug use, we reached out to Corolla's spokesperson Naoto Fuse who had this to say:
"[Corolla] has been going through a lot of difficult times lately. The Kia Forte looks pretty cool, people still think Honda's are the only reliable car, the Hyundai Elantra exists... Everyone just needs to back the fuck off. "
Whether Corolla will be invited back to the VMA's next year remains to be seen, as auto enthusiasts are unanimously in uproar over the waning car's underwhelming existence.
Takuro Spirit
> PRBot II
08/27/2013 at 16:58 |
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So long as it doesn't rub an antenna ball on it's hood, or sniff the tail pipe of a Mazda3, it'll be invited back I think.